1. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it’s limits.
3. Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
4. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
5. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.